Guys

Are really funny and sadly all the same. So last night this guy came into my bar. Nice young fellow; tall, blue eyes, tattoos. My fave! Anywho when I see someone of interest of course I'm gonna talk to him.

Well after I did the slut of uptown/brew pub had to bring her fucking chunky monkey grungy face up to his table and start talking to him.

So being the competitive type I told him bout how slutty she is. And since I don't really like the bitch I'll tell you her story.

Well it goes a little something like this.
She's short.. ugly
Stanky and fugly
The bitch has no class
She smells like ass
She has a fucked up face
When she leaves your place
You feel disgraced
Stringy two toned hair
And and mugly stare
When you look at her
You get hella scared

Hahaha

Anyways back to my story. After I told him about her gross slutty self he still talking to her. I found out today with we stupid ugly self telling everyone.

But like the saying goes

If you can find better pussy then fuck it

In this case the pussy obviously isn't better it's worse stinky and probably loose filled with plenty of disguising shit.

So therefor I ask you. Is it better to save yourself for the right guy or hold off till you get to know him or should we just let our vaginas free to roam to any dick she smells or sense in her area?

Again

So i think its funny how flirting with a guy makes him automatically think you will go home with him. Tonight at work i served some guys real tall and good-looking. So yes i flirted a lot while i served them; but once the check came he left a little note with my tip.


He left me his number and the hotel he is staying at.
As flattered as i was

this mama isn't that easy...

Call me when you have diamonds big boy hahahahaha

hmm

i have no trouble finding guys. or flirting with them for that matter.. my confidence level has been high lately.. i have been flirting alot, talking with some guys that have caught my interest or looked somewhat of a decent catch for Albuquerque.. but why is it that once i have them i start to lose interest... this hasn't always happened but recently these feelings come where all i want it to have a conversation with a cute guy but once that happens.. the urge to talk to him or keep conversation going just gets smaller and smaller... maybe i need to try something new? maybe I'm not looking for the right guy? how do you know who the right guy is? and if there is one who says he is right for me?

all i know is if you havent found that someone yet, you sure as hell wont find em if you stop looking...