Saturday, November 26, 2011

Guys

Are really funny and sadly all the same. So last night this guy came into my bar. Nice young fellow; tall, blue eyes, tattoos. My fave! Anywho when I see someone of interest of course I'm gonna talk to him.

Well after I did the slut of uptown/brew pub had to bring her fucking chunky monkey grungy face up to his table and start talking to him.

So being the competitive type I told him bout how slutty she is. And since I don't really like the bitch I'll tell you her story.

Well it goes a little something like this.
She's short.. ugly
Stanky and fugly
The bitch has no class
She smells like ass
She has a fucked up face
When she leaves your place
You feel disgraced
Stringy two toned hair
And and mugly stare
When you look at her
You get hella scared

Hahaha

Anyways back to my story. After I told him about her gross slutty self he still talking to her. I found out today with we stupid ugly self telling everyone.

But like the saying goes

If you can find better pussy then fuck it

In this case the pussy obviously isn't better it's worse stinky and probably loose filled with plenty of disguising shit.

So therefor I ask you. Is it better to save yourself for the right guy or hold off till you get to know him or should we just let our vaginas free to roam to any dick she smells or sense in her area?

Monday, November 21, 2011

target

lol

the target commercials always make me laugh

riri and hunx

riri is copying hunx with the huge telephone!
haha
i like both though!

hunx and his punx


OH MY LORD

emeli sande
is fucking amazing!
loving her everything
the look
the voice
ahh!
fab!

professor green


lol
loving this song
it starts off hella slow
and pecefull

then all of a sudden
professor green
drops some bars

loved it!

professor green ft emeli sade
"read all about it"

daddy


"daddy"
 emeli sande
acoustic

Friday, November 18, 2011

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Royal

Obstacles are those frightful things that you see when you take your eyes off the goal.

I've been eating a lot

Fat booth app for iPhone

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

halloween

this year i had to dress up for work and i was a school girl and a drill seargent lol
school girl

drill seargent

some retouches!



one of my first photoshoots behind the camera
with matthew
i painted half his face red

i was really into the face painting mood for awhile

need to get back into it ha